My buddy, Jason "J-Balls" Costantino's wife has recently posted a very nice description of her husband on her blog:
"Jason is an ultra marathoner, which means he runs more than the 26.2 required for normal marathons on a regular basis."
There's just one problem.
J-Balls doesn't run ultramarathons on a regular basis. Heck, he doesn't run them on an irregular basis. As I told him upon reading his wife's post, "I gotta call b.s."
Feel free to bombard his blog with unfriendly comments.